Keeping the internet pirates at bay. Christen Købke: Great Dane. Eigengrau, Bush Theatre, London. From Floor to Sky, Ambika P3, London. Last Night's Television - Fat Man In A White Hat, BBC4; Richard Hammond's Invisible Worlds, BBC1. Noah and the Whale, Roundhouse, London. $200m Jackson deal is the most lucrative in music history. Spare me the misery lit, says Orange Prize judge. Best European Fiction 2010, Edited by Aleksandar Hemon. Hong Kong’s 3D seminars and exhibition open up whole new world. John Grisham's catalog now available electronically. New trilogy by 'Percy Jackson' author due out internationally in May. Most blogged artists: Neon Indian, MGMT, The National. Orange Prize for Fiction announces 2010 longlist. Kindle best-sellers: 'Shutter Island,' Stieg Larsson, 'Split Image'. Madrid lands 2010 MTV European music awards. Debuting 22 March: Sondheim - In Good Company. Weekly art websites: beautiful art made with office items. Drunken thief takes singer Justin Moore's guitar (AP). Posner says he failed to source material for book (AP). Reagan 'GE Theater' tapes restored, go to library (AP). Trump is reviving 'Apprentice' with regular folks (AP). French polemic over fake game show electrocutions (AP). Review: The outer-borough farce `City Island' (AP). Jobless Americans will be focus of next "Apprentice" (Reuters). Former "Sunshine" star Breslin yearns for horror (Reuters). FCC plans to announce broadband agenda (Reuters). Esparza, Hibbert, Conlee and Blumenkrantz Join Cast of Encores! 'Anyone Can Whistle' (Playbill). Corrected: Antonio Banderas named U.N. Goodwill Ambassador (Reuters). McGraw-Hill renews magazine deal with contractors (AP). Gaelgeoirs are the elite -- but thousands are saying 'Ní hea'. 'My first words were in Irish'. In my opinion: State schools must offer choice of education free of religious bias. Chalk 'n' talk: Laptop learning. Staff Only: Paddy's Day with the sex bomb, the Irish teacher and Tom Jones. Assessing skills in controlled conditions. Thousands of pupils face new tests in the 'basics'. Going to college: Oscars boost to further education. Struggling Governments Get Creative to Raise Income. Marja Residents Report Taliban Intimidation.

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Keeping the internet pirates at bay	Christen Købke: Great Dane
Eigengrau, Bush Theatre, London	From Floor to Sky, Ambika P3, London
Last Night's Television - Fat Man In A White Hat, BBC4; Richard Hammond's Invisible Worlds, BBC1	Noah and the Whale, Roundhouse, London
$200m Jackson deal is the most lucrative in music history	Spare me the misery lit, says Orange Prize judge
Best European Fiction 2010, Edited by Aleksandar Hemon	Hong Kong’s 3D seminars and exhibition open up whole new world
John Grisham's catalog now available electronically	New trilogy by 'Percy Jackson' author due out internationally in May
Most blogged artists: Neon Indian, MGMT, The National	Orange Prize for Fiction announces 2010 longlist
Kindle best-sellers: 'Shutter Island,' Stieg Larsson, 'Split Image'	Madrid lands 2010 MTV European music awards
Debuting 22 March: Sondheim - In Good Company	Weekly art websites: beautiful art made with office items
Drunken thief takes singer Justin Moore's guitar (AP)	Posner says he failed to source material for book (AP)
Reagan 'GE Theater' tapes restored, go to library (AP)	Trump is reviving 'Apprentice' with regular folks (AP)
French polemic over fake game show electrocutions (AP)	Review: The outer-borough farce `City Island' (AP)
Jobless Americans will be focus of next "Apprentice" (Reuters)	Former "Sunshine" star Breslin yearns for horror (Reuters)
FCC plans to announce broadband agenda (Reuters)	Esparza, Hibbert, Conlee and Blumenkrantz Join Cast of Encores! 'Anyone Can Whistle' (Playbill)
Corrected: Antonio Banderas named U.N. Goodwill Ambassador (Reuters)	McGraw-Hill renews magazine deal with contractors (AP)
Gaelgeoirs are the elite -- but thousands are saying 'Ní hea'	'My first words were in Irish'
In my opinion: State schools must offer choice of education free of religious bias	Chalk 'n' talk: Laptop learning
Staff Only: Paddy's Day with the sex bomb, the Irish teacher and Tom Jones	Assessing skills in controlled conditions
Thousands of pupils face new tests in the 'basics'	Going to college: Oscars boost to further education
Struggling Governments Get Creative to Raise Income	Marja Residents Report Taliban Intimidation