Tragic totem of the times. ‘Last Supper’ interrupted, rather sadly. ‘Lola’ best in Miami fest. I'd read the news naked, Sian Williams tells tax tribunal. Jedward sign to Universal 24 hours after being dropped by Sony. Woman loses legal battle to keep pet dog. The Blind Side UK movie premiere scrapped as Sandra Bullock pulls out. Man thrown off train over Killers gig list. Donal MacIntyre joins ITV London Tonight. TV show panel agrees to electrocute man to death. Yundi, Royal Festival Hall, London. Win tickets to the premiere of 'Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang'. TV talent shows miss out at Royal Television Society Awards. Life vs Art: does making a film about a marriage affect your relationship?. Keeping the internet pirates at bay. Christen Købke: Great Dane. Eigengrau, Bush Theatre, London. From Floor to Sky, Ambika P3, London. Last Night's Television - Fat Man In A White Hat, BBC4; Richard Hammond's Invisible Worlds, BBC1. Noah and the Whale, Roundhouse, London. $200m Jackson deal is the most lucrative in music history. Spare me the misery lit, says Orange Prize judge. Best European Fiction 2010, Edited by Aleksandar Hemon. Hong Kong’s 3D seminars and exhibition open up whole new world. John Grisham's catalog now available electronically. New trilogy by 'Percy Jackson' author due out internationally in May. Most blogged artists: Neon Indian, MGMT, The National. Orange Prize for Fiction announces 2010 longlist. Kindle best-sellers: 'Shutter Island,' Stieg Larsson, 'Split Image'. Madrid lands 2010 MTV European music awards. Debuting 22 March: Sondheim - In Good Company. Weekly art websites: beautiful art made with office items. Drunken thief takes singer Justin Moore's guitar (AP). Posner says he failed to source material for book (AP). Reagan 'GE Theater' tapes restored, go to library (AP). Trump is reviving 'Apprentice' with regular folks (AP). French polemic over fake game show electrocutions (AP). Review: The outer-borough farce `City Island' (AP). Jobless Americans will be focus of next "Apprentice" (Reuters). Former "Sunshine" star Breslin yearns for horror (Reuters).

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Tragic totem of the times	‘Last Supper’ interrupted, rather sadly
‘Lola’ best in Miami fest	I'd read the news naked, Sian Williams tells tax tribunal
Jedward sign to Universal 24 hours after being dropped by Sony	Woman loses legal battle to keep pet dog
The Blind Side UK movie premiere scrapped as Sandra Bullock pulls out	Man thrown off train over Killers gig list
Donal MacIntyre joins ITV London Tonight	TV show panel agrees to electrocute man to death
Yundi, Royal Festival Hall, London	Win tickets to the premiere of 'Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang'
TV talent shows miss out at Royal Television Society Awards	Life vs Art: does making a film about a marriage affect your relationship?
Keeping the internet pirates at bay	Christen Købke: Great Dane
Eigengrau, Bush Theatre, London	From Floor to Sky, Ambika P3, London
Last Night's Television - Fat Man In A White Hat, BBC4; Richard Hammond's Invisible Worlds, BBC1	Noah and the Whale, Roundhouse, London
$200m Jackson deal is the most lucrative in music history	Spare me the misery lit, says Orange Prize judge
Best European Fiction 2010, Edited by Aleksandar Hemon	Hong Kong’s 3D seminars and exhibition open up whole new world
John Grisham's catalog now available electronically	New trilogy by 'Percy Jackson' author due out internationally in May
Most blogged artists: Neon Indian, MGMT, The National	Orange Prize for Fiction announces 2010 longlist
Kindle best-sellers: 'Shutter Island,' Stieg Larsson, 'Split Image'	Madrid lands 2010 MTV European music awards
Debuting 22 March: Sondheim - In Good Company	Weekly art websites: beautiful art made with office items
Drunken thief takes singer Justin Moore's guitar (AP)	Posner says he failed to source material for book (AP)
Reagan 'GE Theater' tapes restored, go to library (AP)	Trump is reviving 'Apprentice' with regular folks (AP)
French polemic over fake game show electrocutions (AP)	Review: The outer-borough farce `City Island' (AP)
Jobless Americans will be focus of next "Apprentice" (Reuters)	Former "Sunshine" star Breslin yearns for horror (Reuters)